The Great Wallet Escape: A 'Mostly' Fictious Tale
Greetings, Burton Goods family—it’s Brian. I’ve got a story for you that’ll make you chuckle, but it’s also a testament to the kind of loyalty we build into every stitch of our leather goods. Picture this: me, a guy who fancies himself an very occasional outdoorsman, deciding to channel my inner pioneer on a solo hike. I packed light, but I made sure my Burton Goods MagSafe wallet was tucked in my pocket—holding my essentials.
Things started off great. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and I was feeling like a regular Davy Crockett. That is, until I tripped over a root and sent my wallet flying into the local Minnehaha creek. Panic set in. I chased it downstream, dodging a gang of squirrels that I swear were plotting to nab it for themselves. I must’ve looked like a lunatic—splashing through the water, yelling, “Not today, squirrels!”—but that wallet? It held strong. The leather didn’t crack, the stitching didn’t budge. Once I dried it out and applies a genrous helping of leather oil, all was good.
That wallet looked as great as the day I bought it. With a few storied marks here and there that tell my own personal journey. It was like the MagSafe wallet was rolling its eyes at me, saying, “Brian, I’ve got your back, even when you’re a mess.” And isn’t that what loyalty is all about?
Brian
Founder
Burton Goods
Minneapolis, USA